When you hear and see weird stuff.

Because yesterday's a holiday for the SBUians, there wasn't any long assemblies whereby you gotta sing 4 songs, listen to public speakers and also to the headmistress who says "mempastikan" instead of "memastikan" and her " syabas, tahniah diucapkan. "

Yes, I listen to every single speech of hers just in case she happens to mention my name about skipping classes or not finishing the homework given by the teachers although the chances of her mentioning about me doing things like that is 0 because I'm a good kid. I do not skip classes, I finish my homework on time, I do not procrastinate, I obey every single rule whenever I'm in school and I help the teachers to carry books.

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Nah, just kidding. I'm the vice versa of every single thing mentioned above. Please, it's time to realise that this is Ms. Chan you're talking about and NOT Ms. Goody-Six-Shoes. Even Ms. Goody-Two-Shoes would procrastinate once in a while. ;p Honestly, you can hardly do anything at all when the assembly is being carried out besides keeping quiet to listen to announcements, off-key singings and not forgetting, boring speeches.

I still feel very traumatized and disturbed since this morning. I went to the ladies alone today and the whole toilet was empty. Well, except for one cubicle which was occupied. At first, I thought it was you know, maybe another girl's just emptying her bladder but no, I was wrong. When I went out of the cubicle I used, I heard giggles and voices. I freaked out a little 'cause I thought who would be crazy enough to giggle alone while doing their own business.

I was wrong again. After I washed my hands and looked into the mirror, I saw the cubicle's door was opened, a girl ran out of it and the door's shut again. That was the time when I saw somebody else's legs there. I don't know if there were 2 or 3 girls in it but what's weird is the girls were in the same cubicle wtf. Very, very disturbing indeed. According to Audrey, she once saw that kinda incident as well last year.

..And there's a 50% chance that they're the same girls we saw. I shall now let your minds wander off a little.

And Huey Shan too, said something very funny.

" Eh, why period come ar? "

* Looked at her and blinked my eyes *

" Period comes when the ovaries burst right? "

* Being ultimate speechless and blinked my eyes again *

" Er Huey Shan, ovaries are the organs that produce ovums. "

" Oh shit oh shit. *laughs* "

..Talk about the weird being herself.. * sighs *