I Speak What I Like.

Good day everybody. I would like tell you a story today and so, here goes.

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Once upon a time, there lived a girl bitch with the name A. Now, what's sad about her is that she has no life that even the kitten would not give her its own life. She has no real friends because all she ever does after taking advantages from her ex-friends is to backstab them. Pathetic, no?

What's worse is whatever that comes out from her mouth is untrue. For example, if she says this, " Omg, I look so stunningly hot today. " You should choose not to believe her. Well, she is never hot anyway. If she tells you that she treats you like a real friend should, do not believe her again. Like I've said, she tells lies. But if she tells you that she's a fugly bitch someday, do me a favour and for once, have faith in what she said because after all, she IS one.

Not only that, she's a poor soul because all she ever does is to suck up to you AND your money so that whenever she goes out, she pays absolutely nothing and gets to enjoy the luxuries. Therefore, if you're poor, don't bother going near to her. If you're rich, stay away from her. You get the hint? No? Alright, the main thing is just to stay away from this leech.

She's also very, very good in twisting the truth. If you were to tell her that someone's been talking behind her back, she might end up telling the other that you backstab about her a lot. Same goes to this situation. Imagine that she wanted to go to a party but because she's uninvited, she ended up asking her friend to call up the host so that she's invited. Then, she tells the whole world that her friend is thick-faced enough to go to a party uninvited. Look who's talking aye?

Another thing that I envy her is that she thinks everyone loves her and worships her. She thinks hanging out with every single male in this world is cool. She thinks that all the girls are bitches and she's the only holy one in the whole universe. If only I can always be in my own world like she does, maybe this is a better place to live in.

Then again, she dreams too much. When she thinks every girl is a slut, she doesn't dare to look into the mirror because we all know she's the sluttiest among the sluts then. Deep inside, she knows that nobody likes her when she hung out with all the guys though she always think that they love her till death.

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The story has now ended. Have you finally realised the moral value of the story? Let me sum it up for you if you haven't.

If you think you had not have enough from the world already, go ahead and know her. But if you think you have better things to do than having her as your friend, just ignore her presence. :)

p.s. Like omg, if you're offended, take the offence then. I don't give a fuck, seriously. Don't you dare to mess with me and my friends, bitch. Come up to us if you think you have the courage. Then again, all you dare to do is to backstab. You're a sad person, honestly. :)